Haley's Mind

blondesquats: how-bad-do-u-want-it: Me talking about stretch...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:43:35 -0400

how-bad-do-u-want-it:

Me talking about stretch marks and thigh gaps. The guys point of view.

Luke is a beauty everyone watch this shit.

sweet-bitsy: breanieswordvomit: caffeinated-zombie: So, in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:39:56 -0400

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

xsoldmysoulx: omg-johndave-omg: rufiiohs: femtavros: valeloi9: sakura-yukishiro-bonnefoy: altai...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:38:19 -0400

xsoldmysoulx:

omg-johndave-omg:

rufiiohs:

femtavros:

valeloi9:

sakura-yukishiro-bonnefoy:

altairs-butt:

thwipthwipspider:

ask-mercer:

thwipthwipspider:

altairs-butt:

altairspants:

my internet is being a god damn bitch

punch it

slap it

Twist it

flick it

bop it

harder

better

faster

stronger

what happened

this is the new best thing on the internet

emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:37:56 -0400

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep: Omg where have you been all my god...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:33:39 -0400

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

lordlingenglish: Wait so then Jon Stewart is Batman right. Oh...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:30:41 -0400

lordlingenglish:

Wait so then Jon Stewart is Batman right.

Oh my god it makes so much sense.

url-goes-here: have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:28:40 -0400

url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

i-am-of-asgard: anonymously-ashley: oopsfuckproductions: Fuc...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:27:58 -0400

i-am-of-asgard:

anonymously-ashley:

oopsfuckproductions:

Fuck yes!

fits a size 22 and looks hot

devildoll: ohmygil: senor-jenkins: I can’t. oh my god the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:25:26 -0400

devildoll:

ohmygil:

senor-jenkins:

I can’t.

oh my god

the mustache

the little spider-hands

skarsgardianangel: romannoodles: madnessinthemusic: duce-juice...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:21:07 -0400

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.

When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

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Fri, 24 May 2013 02:18:02 -0400

boy: shit baby you're so wet already

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:15:03 -0400

boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

uglybloggerlol: “What do you have in common with Edward...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:13:46 -0400

uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”

Rob - “I look a bit like him.”

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

tymethiefslongerthoughts: kawaiimon: theinturnet: Why...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:11:06 -0400

tymethiefslongerthoughts:

kawaiimon:

theinturnet:

Why promote a company but not add a link?

http://www.childsown.com/

Now that’s just cool.

byakkoloki: Happy Thorsday~!

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:08:59 -0400

byakkoloki:

Happy Thorsday~!

fromthemindofateenagewolf: boooooooooobby: American school...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:01:14 -0400

fromthemindofateenagewolf:

boooooooooobby:

American school system

SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN

armyofdorkness: bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:59:27 -0400

armyofdorkness:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

COCKSICLES!

broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:48:52 -0400

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:46:51 -0400

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:46:22 -0400